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I Am Going To Get Shit Done - Crew Socks

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It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

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I Do My Own Stunts - Sneaker Socks

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Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope. Super-absorbent. 100% cotton. This desig...

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I Love My Boring- Ass Marriage Dish Towel

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Hello marriage, goodbye drama! Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.21"w X 28"h

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I Put Wine In The Sauce And Also In My Mouth Oven Mitt

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Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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I'm A Golf Guy. BIg Golf Guy. M-Crew Socks

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Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.  

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I'm New/Screaming Baby Socks

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  Set includes 2 pairs. Size 0-12 months. Made with 71% organic cotton, 27% nylon, 2% spandex.        

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It's So Important To Stay Hydrated Dish Towel

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Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.21"w X 28"h

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Just Gonna Set That Dirty Dish In The Sink And Call It A Day, Huh? Dish Towel

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Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.21"w X 28"h

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Just Resting My Eyes M-Crew Socks

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Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.  

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Lil Burrito/Farts Baby Socks

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Set includes 2 pairs. Size 0-12 months. Made with 71% organic cotton, 27% nylon, 2% spandex.          

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Menopause. What The Fuck? Dish Towel

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Screen-printed with water-based inks, super-absorbent, super-soft and made with 100% cotton. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 21"w X 2...

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My Favorite Salad is Wine Oven Mitt

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Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us a...

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People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel

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It's important to have a bucket list. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 28"h x 21"w

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Pretty Decent Boyfriend M-Crew Socks

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Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.  

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Proud Plant Mom-Crew Socks

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My Boston fern is an honor roll student. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.        

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Random Crap Pocket Box

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You can keep whatever you want in this box, but may we suggest some small heaps of random crap?4.25"w X 0.75"h X 3"d

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Retired As Fuck-Crew Socks

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Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.   ...

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Rich Bitch Coin Purse

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You know exactly who to give this one to. 95% post consumer recycled material.4"w X 3"h

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Save World/Take Shit Baby Socks

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  Set includes 2 pairs. Size 0-12 months. Made with 71% organic cotton, 27% nylon, 2% spandex.        

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Selective Hearing - Crew Socks

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The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-12. 65% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 3% sp...

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Sunday M-Crew Socks

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Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.  

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The Handyman M-Crew Socks

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Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.  

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Wait 'til You Hear Me Giggle./ Just Sleep When I Sleep. Lol. Baby Socks

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What's the big deal? Just eat when I eat, Just do the dishes when I do the dishes, just go to work when I go to work... Made with 73% organic...

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Worst Gift Ever-Crew Socks

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Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't ...

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